🧻 A roll call for all true believers!
DISCLAIMER: This article and its contents are an April Fool’s joke, the Toilet Paper Token does not exist.
An Introduction to Toilet Paper
The evolution of modern day toilet paper has come a long way. Before the invention of the double, triple-ply squares, human civilizations used a wide range of objects that could be sharp and even dangerous to their anatomy. Throughout the years, rocks, corn cobs and pieces of wood were utilized, while softer solutions, like communal sponges were used by the ancient Romans. The wealthy preferred fabrics like wool or lace that posed less of a threat to the body’s vulnerable parts.
The modern-day concept of toilet paper was conceived in China in the 6th century. When paper became mass produced, newspapers were widely distributed and reused as toilet paper. Commercial toilet paper made a splash on the scene in 1857. Marketed as a medical product that prevented hemorrhoids, they were priced at a modern equivalent of $12 for 500 sheets.
Although modern industrialization has been able to successfully produce toilet paper for decades, the alarms sounded by the COVID-19 pandemic have made toilet paper a commodity of extremely high demand — so high, in fact, that it was out of stock in stores worldwide and caused societal unrest among customers. In November 2019, toilet paper consumption was at about 10 billion rolls per month worldwide, with an average of two rolls purchased per month for personal use. Due to corona, rates have increased by one roll per person on average (monthly), with quarantine and stay at home notices by the government that subsequently have forced citizens to purchase more toilet paper for home use. By late February 2020, roll usage skyrocketed to 15 billion rolls globally.
Why Tokenize Toilet Paper as a Digital Asset?
Toilet PaperToken: 3 Utilities
TPT utilizes “smut contracts” to keep track of the total number of rolls that users (hereafter referred to as wipers) have purchased, and also maintains a record of how many rolls you are guaranteed. With TPT, users can purchase toilet paper online to avoid increased exposure to ‘Rona and take advantage of the Ply Count algorithm that calculates how much toilet paper each household is entitled to receive.
The implication of this system is no more hoarding or grocery store fights for the last set of rolls. Should stores run out of stock, TPT holders will be the first customers to be notified of restocking the preferred customers to receive supplies.
Holding TPT ensures wiper integrity and the fair distribution of toilet paper worldwide, which ultimately contributes to TPT’s mission: saving humanity from regressing downwards to the first two levels of Maslow’s needs hierarchy. Our dignified roll is to maintain our position at our rarefied spot at the “turd level,” where love and belonging abounds.
TPT Airplop
In order to buy TPT, interested wipers must register and take the Ply Count Quiz, which will determine the amount of TPT they are entitled to purchase through the use of the Ply Count algorithm. The quiz questions will range from the number of members of your household to the existence of preexisting gastrointestinal issues.
Once you get your allocation of TPT, you can redeem the tokens for toilet paper. When you have used all of your tokens, our patented Ply Count algorithm will allocate the amount of tokens you are able to purchase to restock.
TPT Initial Scattering Offering
Token Tissuance
1 TPT = USD $1.64
Market crap: $85,583,000,000
Total supply: 8 billion
Scattering supply: Dynamically issued in response to changing levels of demand (out of stock)
Volume: 41,758,500,000
Buying TPT
The Toilet Paper Token will go on sale April 1st, 2020 on Shitake Exchange. All wipers must take the Ply Count quiz, which mathematically determines the correct number of TPT that wipers can purchase on a monthly basis.
Once tokens are sent to the company, they are burned to prevent companies from holding large amounts of TPT and gaining a monopoly on the TPT supply.
Redeeming TPT
There will be a lock-up period for private investors for a period of five minutes. Holders of TPT token will receive their toilet paper as a delivery. If quarantine controls in your state or country allow freedom of movement, holders can also redeem their tokens for toilet rolls at participating stores.
Corn-sensus Algorithm
Toilet Paper Token leverages multi-blockchains to buttress its data fidelity.
Our Know-Your-Colon (KYC) process works with our bog-standard proof-of-wipe chain, facilitating each user’s KYC check that they are able to wipe by themselves, as users that don’t fall into this category are unable to participate in the token sale. Our research has shown that the early age of entry is 3-years-old.
The KYC will also entail the installation of an intravenous IoT plug-in as a suppository to monitor the fibre content in one’s stomach, which will then feed data into the TPT smut contract to ensure that tokens are minted dynamically according to the needs of the general populace.
TPT’s proof-of-ply blockchain will ensure the immutability of the ply count of the toilet paper rolls that have been purchased with ToiletPaperTokens. The proof-of-ply blockchain is connected to the patented Ply Count algorithm, recording how many tokens have used, and thus how many rolls you have left.
Proof-of-flush keeps track of how many toilet paper rolls each TPT wiper has used in order to prevent going over the allotted quota. This will be functionally similar to how some projects burn or destroy tokens.
Meet the Team!
Founder
Mary Ploppins used to ply her trade in the paper towel industry before she discovered the possibilities of working directly in toilet paper. With a master’s degree in textile design, she utilized her creative background and long experience in paper products to come up with a unique solution to the toilet paper crisis that rocked the world during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Rick Roller
Peter Peuop comes to TPT after toiling his trade as an account manager and support representative for several years at an ecologically-friendly composting startup. Eager to enter the crypto field, Peuop also worked in traditional finance at a custodian bank in the early 2000s. He now spends most of his days rick-rolling unsuspecting victims.
Backend engineer
John Splashington got his start in toilet paper from a young age, pioneering the innovative idea to have the toilet roll face out, instead of in, making it easier to grab onto. He’s also known for being a real hardliner if he catches someone not replacing the toilet roll and leaving just an almost empty roll with a little bit of toilet paper hanging on that is useless for the next person who needs to go.
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Now this is an Official SHITcoin, AKA Alt-Coin. !
BTC for Life
Please take this tpt off the market and stop making cryptocurrency market seem like a total joke… What a boring joke!
So, the dump has begun guys! Sell your Sh!t coin now!!!
Funny token
Just like any other typical crypto project
sounds like a shity idea
How can I buy TPT? Thanks!!!
oh look 1000%
where do I short this???
Toilet Paper Token [TPT] is listed: https://yobit.net/en/trade/TPT/BTC …
lol
Dang another run-up i missed.
Great humor during tough times for many. Have been using your sight almost from the beginning. It represents the coming DOW, S&P, etc., in a fair, controlled by the people through DEFI, world. Thank you.
best coin to invest money in 2020 xD
This coin has to be quarantine
real shitcoin, lol xD
Thought XRP rebranded.
Nice. Funny. Now back to the search for physical toilet paper.
I trust this project … for me the future of toiletpaper and MoonBitcoin Live is very bright.
Finally, I can say that you’re ‘all full of shit’ and feel good about my remarks. Just brilliant!!
I would think there might be looming issues whether this digital token constitutes a “Commodity” under the Commodity Exchange Act and/or a :Security” under the 1933 Securities Act, but perhaps the token can change form over time based on its use.
I’m excited about this token, but I think it’s better to wait until it gets listed, because it will most likely dump at first. Long term though, it’s definitely gonna be da SHIT.
where i can buy toilette paper token,?
What’s the website link?
What’s the exchange link?
How to buy?
Anybody can answer!!?
Good thing I bought this coin early..
remove it its just a shit to be in 0
The DogeCoin also started as a joke. TPT will forever… 🙂 TPT gogogogo. BTC coming soon $4800 !!!!
Edit / Thanks coinmarketcap troll day 04-01 haha
Time is coming for out shitcoins
double bottoming pattern…
You did trolling, the world was excited and I made money from it. kkkkkk
The price graph lol
think and steady brown adoption curve .
good
I feel like the use case of this should be to clean up all the s*** coins/tokens. 😂
Is that a butt on the 7 day graph?
Great effort. To the moon TPT! Nice #AprilFool2020 team 👍
Omg..nice one its like hyperledger protocol, iot, odl..lmao
Great “crapto coin”
Ha-ha, and the graphics is like ass.. Funny!
Need wallet
I hope these tokens are absorbent
This shit coin is going to wipe out all other shit coins
It’s just a shit token.
Great !
Good one hahah..
The price graph is hilarious
TOPA has more ply’s than TPT 🙂
1 April !!! Coinmarketcap has trolled you all.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 these guys just took one out of the Ballpark…
It’s a home run!!!!
i sell all my bitcoin and buy TPT. BTC SOON DEAD
lol How to buy this shit? I want it! Toilet paper! For da Horde!
Like
Very nice team CoinMarketCap! Thanks for bringing a little joy today.
Ainda bem que lavo minha bunda com água, ao invés de papel higiênico. kkkkk
Nice! Very nice.
Bullcrapish on this one in the long run, butt!
The SoP (stain of poop) algorithm makes no sense. Double layered white paper sounds nice, but it’s all blank. Satoshit Nakamotoilets vision my ass.
Just another pump and take a dump in the daily lives of shitcoins.
I was here.
Etherium’s chart looks the closest to TPT’s!!!!!!!!!
😂 Goood one!
Looking amazing as always haha.
Making Fool..
The graph is the shape of an ass,,, now that be funny
Do you give a shit? I do!
LOL
Shit coin
Just analyze the Price Graph !! 😉
I brought the whole supply!
Happy April Fools!!!!!
Best April Fools joke ever!
Funny stuff 🙂
Nice job, Guys! Humor is the most powerful weapon to fight the Crises!😄
Feels like price is slightly undervalued at oversold conditions
I was in Tears! I thought I missed out!!
Dat Ass, I mean dat diagram 😀
COVID jokes are getting smarter and smarter
This coin must be popular in Australia
Team looks legit and reliable, awesome coin 😀
This coin smell weird 😀
Only crypto with real value!
How to buy this coin by btc and online by visa card..pls advise to sshbd777@gmail.com
ok baby, lets buy…
Where is this coin website ???
This problem had been solved in Iranian culture in past times , the solution that we used was AFTABE.
mother of all conspiracies….so all this SHTF that happened was masterminded by toilet paper token to generate this monsterload of a return….much better than doing an ICO
Buttcoin would be a nicer name for this.
Legendary and classic!! that Chart also in the shape of butt !! hahahahahaha thanks for being such a great sport!
Could not stop Laughing, thx for the best AF ever 😀
more valuable than xrp 🙂
How funny pump and come on 0 ranking 😛 Love to see competing with bitcoin on 1st of April 😛
jajajajajaja que grandes
one day somebody will invent shyte and get it in the market for us to huzzle for,,A world gradually becoming an Animal Kingdom where the strongest survives
:)))))
Amazing April Fool…
Yes this is cute and funny until these communist bastards want to redistribute all TP evenly, because we are all the same. SMH
Is this “Proof Of Wipe”? – @reggieflexoffenher This is some Funny Shzzzt💩! … I Guess you can say that after this 🔥1,123.97% ATH, TPT is going to have to wipe-up a lot of shzzzt on the next DUMP! lmAo!
Not as bad as Arbitraging and Moonberg. A pile of shit now. Fuck you Jeremy Rounsville and Nigel Whincup.
People are shitting themselves …
Great to purchase with XRPee
So GREAT to see a sense of humor from everyone at this time…keep it up or should I say down…
What a shit coin! 😂 💩
THE ORIGINAL SHIT COIN
Best investment i ever made
Maybe all of these people, hoarding dozens of boxes of toilet paper at home, will finally get the idea of bringing the over-bought toilet paper back to the supermarkets
Best April Fool ever.
Damn! Should have copped a few hundred thousand of these coins when I had the chance
Only 1 TPT per Wiper. Awesome April Fools 🙂
Definitely scary to see the effect something like this virus can have on people. One day we’re all ok, the next we’re more full of sh!t and in need of toilet paper than ever.
This is just what i needed, a good joke to get me trough another year of idiocracy 🙂
If you hold on to your Toilet Paper Tokens, do you generate GAS?
Aaaaaand another pump and dump Coin
Poop and dump
MCO is making human beings Psycho, now Toiletcoin next Psychocoin.
When and how can I buy from?
Have to see what all kinda ico’s will still be released after 2k Sh*t coins rolling over. Nice article to show how ico’s are abusing people
Toilet Paper Token is standard! 😂
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world troubled by Corona
Today’s best
April Foil
I am bullish on this poop coin!
Lmao.. Honestly it was around 00:15 Greece time, when I was in coinmarket and saw the green colour, the change 1,123.97% and the price graph on 1st position and I was shocked cause I thaught it was bitcoin…hahahaha… After that I checked the TPT and couldnt stop laughing… Epic af
The graph is legit
mongolbitcoin was here
Awesome! Be safe folks. Aloha!
The best token
greeeeaaaaat! :DDDDDD
Do you have a link to careers? I’d like to apply for the shit shoveler position.
I am bowlish
I was thinking all the crypto YouTuber while reading TRT, good job, we need bit of laugh at this difficult time
Now bitcoin has rival what do we do , i guess we are boring during this season of COVI-19 pandemic dont forget to take care of your health you are responsible for that
I smell shit
Shit, My Bad. its out of stock here as well ;(
Good,Good,very good!!!!!!!!!
I’ll be damned if this isn’t a direct copy and paste of Tron’s white paper
The maket has recently formed a clear double bottom. Now is the time to buy! I Stake my rep on it!!!
The market has formed a double bottom! Now is the the time to buy
Hacked or it’s 1 April Joke?! 🙂 Funny anyway
Wipetoshi
who looked for a buy button lol..
A mi la verdad me parece una broma de muy mal gusto para una entidad tan “seria” hay miles muriendo por esta mierda de la pandemia por covid-19
april’s fool
You guys fooled me for a minute. Happy April Fool’s!
I am surprised to see this coin on coinmarketcap. lol
amazing
The graph is hilarious 🤣
💩 Absolutely Brilliant!! 💩
Just gonna take a Dump…. APRIL STOOL !!! LOL
Wait until you see the shitcoins interoperability Toilet Paper Token provides!
Awww crap you got me😷 now I can’t even get any 🧻
I NEED TP! QUICK FIND DR. FOMO!
Will wet wipes rival the TPT ? first dibs right here if so. If you add the infants and adult/escort industry alone… could potentially see gold dethroned and wet wipes to become the new standard to back up the US dollar; as the dollar is already toilet paper ? Any developers up for co-opting ?
x hope all are well and safe x
It should be the #2 crypto! Beautiful job guys!
April Fool
Lol
Amazing April Fool
. … Proof of What!!!! staking on the mastercommode a trustless privacy hybrid leaving a brown ring signature w/pelletproofs backedup.
I’m bullish on this one
wow, if someone can do that! Game over.
I have a bidet, does that affect my allocation lol?
Happy April Fools Day everybody!
Funny
How do I buy
Supermarket. But seems out of stock. Use your hand token
First one
Nothing quite as shocking as being up at 1:20 in the morning, completely locked down for the 16th day in Spain, hitting refresh on coinmarketcap and seeing anything other than BTC at the top. Definitely got my heart jumping for a sec there, hahaha…. so uhhh… where can I buy?????
Funny as hell, no shitting joke!!
Genius! Don’t forget Hand Sanitizer Coin (HSC) and Bottled Water Coin (BWC). m000000000N!
April fools
Sin duda esto marca el comienzo de la nueva “bull run” y deja sin importancia el “halving” de Bitcoin! xD jajaja
Good one guys! We need a laugh in this hard times!
hahahaha 😂😂😂
Haha. This is hillarious!
😂😂😂
Wipe…wipe…wipe your butt! Wipe it everyday! Merrily…merrily …merrily. It isn’t Christmas Day!
Que verguenza de pagina web,
In these trying times, this is what we need! Very funny indeed. Thank you
Thanks for the hardy laugh CoinMarketCap. We really need it right now!
1 shitcoin to rule them all.
Hi there, I’ve been a major wiper since 1988.
Is there a way I can setup a smut contract to automatically convert some fiat or BTC in TPT when it goes below a threshold?
Finally a good project! Take my money. I´m all in.
Lol it’s dated April 1. You couldn’t even wait till tomorrow to post your April Fool’s joke? The CMC staff must have been pretty excited about this one …
I hope this wipes out the $hitcoins.
Hope this one wipes out the shitcoins.
I use a bidet, can I get a PoS (proof-of-saved) status for my conserved toilet paper use?
super good idea!!
California Auto Broker here that pays referrals in Bitcoin.
LOL
Really, really great. I’ve been looking for a solid investment for my potfolio and I think I’ve found it. People always snigger at me when I mention craptocurrency, but this will wipe the smile off their faeces!
Fuck this shit! 4p0l4k4y
The price looks like a butt ready to drop a ton crap.
That’s shitty
no shit! i’m in!
well played CMC
This is brilliant!
If you know, you know
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
You are geniuses. You could be billionaires in 2017 with this!
is this funny
Very interesting project. Too bad all the tokens are sold out!
HAHAHAHAHAH….. very funny !
This is the hottest new crypto on the market. It will wipe out the competition.
Brilliant!
NICE! Finally some quality toiletpaper tokens!
It’s about time someone came up with a truly useful, in-demand token. Unfortunately, I can’t find the Shitake Exchange to purchase the tokens. Is it only available in Italy?
hey buddy Shitake Exchange is below url: http://shitake.exchange
no comment
Ready to roll
only comment, disco dogs on top!
What is the best exchange to buy Toilet Paper Token on? Pls respond ASAP! it is out of stock everywhere
This is the best invention I’ve seen in my entire life 😂
Nice token, bought it week ago
Ohh my good i take a dollar for my ass and keep the trees safe.
What a shitpost
Well then, us at Lunar Digital Assets are interested!
Serious guys…putting a April Fools joke coin in production while commercial users are using your API screws us up.
Hiya! You might want to check again. API wasn’t affected.
Made my day – awesome – best April Fools’ Day joke ever! Keep up the good work!
Only 8 Billion supply.
That means there’s barely 1 token for every asshole in the world.
Over the next 10 years, the world will collectively take more than 20 Trillion shits.
You can own a piece of every one through TP token.
Disclosure:
Long Taco Bell
best joke this year, make my day haha
Dollar bills are the new toilet paper. Thanks to the fed! After all, it is legal tender.
If people spent their token time to create more than an assfart, imagine the world transformation towards more real freedom. #COVID19 black swan event
I’m needing to get some tokens, as I ran out of the paper type at my house two weeks ago!
HOW DO I BUY???
PLZ SIR… I NEED URGENT SEND ME HOW NOW PLZ…BITCOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEECCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
Genius! Don’t forget hand sanitizer coin and bottled water coin. M000000n!
wow how nice ! at least not a shitcoin
lol, good one fellas.
These are some much needed solutions for a persistent global problem!
LOL, Maybe you could send a few toilet paper tokens to my BTC address. 1PQaNRCDxCPjtTk9gzWy6nCjevCMvCDQS8
pls kind sir how to invest? what is this toilet paper you speak of sir?
Love it.
Informative and fun! I like it.
Can i buy with toilet paper a sheet a token lol
Now that is the best April Fools’ joke I ever read. xD Hats off!
lmao April fools guys nice one
While I like the idea of the token, I clearly missed out on the initial offer as the shelves were bare by the time I got there. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to buy toilet paper tokens second-hand through an exchange, unless that exchange had a sullied reputation for token-laundering first.
I need to buy all of this actually shitcoin!
Great job guys!
April fool
Art thou kidding me?
First to claim my toilet paper
r u guys serious about this shit april fool?
Genious ! They are genious !
Little early on the april fools right? 😀
Finally!!! A white paper we can truly wipe with!!! Love it! The New Tether! ….
oh snap! its already sold out!!!! Dad-Bum it!
What the actual fuck? And it’s out of stock? I see what you did there! But please someone enlighten me what the actual crap is this?
I’m dead. lls
lol 🙂
😀 great coin
Wtf is this?
the best joke of the year. make my day
Wonderful idea! Count me in! I’ll hodl until the next pandemic!
Toilet Paper Token will wipe out the competition. For sure.
April Fools
Plop!
I’m going to buy a shitload of this token.
You’re the best
Roll it up with integrated #BeerCoins!
This is actually one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen, whoever or team did this is actually amazing, please list your social media somewhere or send it to me personally because I need to follow ya’ll because this is the kind of humor and energy I like. You guys are amazing i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
Go to the plooop !!!
We deadly need the airdrop details.
Cool!!
I 100% support Mary Ploppins, she really knows the right time to drop a good load of coins. This is just what the world needs to help clean this Covid shit up! I’ll be ordering my coins asap. Thank you, you are saving the world
-ThibFromThib
Wonderful. Thank you.
ROFL, For one moment I thought it was true. In crypto since 2012 I believe any crypto coin name and absurd project is possible. ROFL….. Hail TOILET Paper
noise
Home page should have been dots n lines.
Bought yesterday, writing from the moon, thank you for useful blockchain technology!
This is so hilarious, intelligent too. I bet this writer must have launched a shit coin in the past.
Awesome, can I get on the list to be notified once the stock has been replenished?
I missed the buy opportunity.. Pissed
DDD
Where can I see the whitepaper?
Laughing my “arse” off. Well done.
Poopoopeepee poopoopeepee
This is definitely a Shit wipe token I bet it wont last until mid day
Poopoopeepee
It says sold out… How can I buy
Can you buy this from Binance?
Why
Is
Parody
Enough
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! TOILET PAPER TOKEN IS THE NEW STANDARD!
Ah, it’s April 1st somewhere in the world! For about 30 seconds, I thought you guys had been hacked. Cheers.
Hilarious!!You nearly got me there……Happy April Fools CoinMarketCap
Love that shit !
We’ll all be Mega Rolling in dough!
Looks like just another shit coin to me..
1st april!
Who are the founder of it?
Peter Peuop, John Splashington, Mary Ploppins, David Engler, Marcus Roberts, Peters van Wijk and Charles Hoskinson.
It’s a joke against coins!
I’m very interested. This sounds like revolutionary technology. When ICO, I’m ready for my lambos.
scam
Toilet Paper Token is THE real deal ! Thanks to it, i was able to purchase as much paper toilet as i would ever need ! Now thanks to it i have paper toilet for at least the whole 21th century !!
Thanks TPT !
CGT WIPES FIRST !
Awesome guys! Made a good laugh here 😉
LOL
Will you be publishing a white paper?
i would like to buy some if possible sir
Excrement! Sorry, I mean, excellent!
wow
just wash, don’t wipe
wtf is this??
Its a Joke right?
Lame AF!
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The Butt Buddy comes with a manufacturer warranty, satisfaction guaranteed, dedicated customer support and many other great benefits. Try it risk-free!
Holy crap! funny stuff real funny stuff. well done!
Only idiots use toilet paper, smarter humans use soap and water and even smarter ones dry with hot air.
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come and wipe my ass
Oh SHIT!!! Going looooong on this one!!!
best coin ever listed CoinMarketCap hahahahaha really hilarious!
Spread the shit and wipe the ass with TPT
I’m in. To which address transfer money?
no shit ! 💩
Nice shit! 🙂
Hahaha ….1 april 🙂
wtf is this?
Loved this!
Haha. Nice try 🙂
shit just got serious!
where do i register for the ply count quiz and how to buy the TPT?
Oh God I hope no tree will suffer during the company right?
The best token!
Let me call Warren(Buffet) to transfer those billions I lent him. What’s the Mcap again? 85? Make it a nice 100B… and yeah message me the account to make the transfer!!!
We need our original Constitution back. Article 1 Section 10.
Our governments have been committing treason and theft
wtf
where can i buy
TPT everywhere
True utility token… U got to love a price graph!
Link to whitepaper please, I need to wipe my arse.
April Fool
I’m guessing this is a joke! 🙂
Very good idea! Many people will make na fortune … or a big p…
This is the best investment I’ve ever made. My behind is covered and so should yours.
lol…
Kissmy ass
It’s going to wipe out all the shitcoins
Funn
The token is mooning! 😱😂
epic
wow epic
A bit of fun in these hards times, cool.
I love when they fight for it in the supermarket, saw it live in Germany. Dying with dirty ass is badass😆
LOL
This is pure gold. 😀
After Tacos!!
Nice one… The 7 day chart looks accurate as well! 😉
If I could only get my hands on that!
First!
Due to circumstances around the world the TPT is now valued more than Bitcoin. While Bitcoin is nice you can’t wipe your butt with it. TPT is the bitcoin killer. lololol
Gives “plop plop wiz wiz” a whole new meaning.
Bahaha this is to good! I just can’t … :))) Wipe Wipe and away!
I’ll take some toilet paper tokens as I wanna be “Flush” with cash!
Shiiiit!!!!
Im rich. I have 6 rolls.
I am offended! I want to speak to the manager, right meow!
We have added toilet paper token to earnbet.io so now you can roll the dice with paper
I predict that this time next year TPT price will be in the toilet. (PS. Always store your TPT on a paper wallet. It can always be used in an emergency.)
Hahahaha really good job.
Thats how to get cred for taking the day serious 😂😂😂
🙂
Just EPIC!
Looks like a Sh!t coin if I’ve ever seen one.
How can I buy TPT? Thanks!!!