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Toilet Paper Token Wipe Paper

๐Ÿงป A roll call for all true believers!

DISCLAIMER: This article and its contents are an April Fool’s joke, the Toilet Paper Token does not exist.

An Introduction to Toilet Paper

The evolution of modern day toilet paper has come a long way. Before the invention of the double, triple-ply squares, human civilizations used a wide range of objects that could be sharp and even dangerous to their anatomy. Throughout the years, rocks, corn cobs and pieces of wood were utilized, while softer solutions, like communal sponges were used by the ancient Romans. The wealthy preferred fabrics like wool or lace that posed less of a threat to the bodyโ€™s vulnerable parts.

The modern-day concept of toilet paper was conceived in China in the 6th century. When paper became mass produced, newspapers were widely distributed and reused as toilet paper. Commercial toilet paper made a splash on the scene in 1857. Marketed as a medical product that prevented hemorrhoids, they were priced at a modern equivalent of $12 for 500 sheets.

Although modern industrialization has been able to successfully produce toilet paper for decades, the alarms sounded by the COVID-19 pandemic have made toilet paper a commodity of extremely high demand โ€” so high, in fact, that it was out of stock in stores worldwide and caused societal unrest among customers. In November 2019, toilet paper consumption was at about 10 billion rolls per month worldwide, with an average of two rolls purchased per month for personal use. Due to corona, rates have increased by one roll per person on average (monthly), with quarantine and stay at home notices by the government that subsequently have forced citizens to purchase more toilet paper for home use. By late February 2020, roll usage skyrocketed to 15 billion rolls globally.

Why Tokenize Toilet Paper as a Digital Asset?

Toilet PaperToken: 3 Utilities

TPT utilizes “smut contracts” to keep track of the total number of rolls that users (hereafter referred to as wipers) have purchased, and also maintains a record of how many rolls you are guaranteed. With TPT, users can purchase toilet paper online to avoid increased exposure to โ€˜Rona and take advantage of the Ply Count algorithm that calculates how much toilet paper each household is entitled to receive.

The implication of this system is no more hoarding or grocery store fights for the last set of rolls. Should stores run out of stock, TPT holders will be the first customers to be notified of restocking the preferred customers to receive supplies.

Holding TPT ensures wiper integrity and the fair distribution of toilet paper worldwide, which ultimately contributes to TPTโ€™s mission: saving humanity from regressing downwards to the first two levels of Maslowโ€™s needs hierarchy. Our dignified roll is to maintain our position at our rarefied spot at the “turd level,” where love and belonging abounds.

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs: https://www.simplypsychology.org/maslow.html

TPT Airplop

In order to buy TPT, interested wipers must register and take the Ply Count Quiz, which will determine the amount of TPT they are entitled to purchase through the use of the Ply Count algorithm. The quiz questions will range from the number of members of your household to the existence of preexisting gastrointestinal issues.

Once you get your allocation of TPT, you can redeem the tokens for toilet paper. When you have used all of your tokens, our patented Ply Count algorithm will allocate the amount of tokens you are able to purchase to restock.

TPT Initial Scattering Offering

Token Tissuance

1 TPT = USD $1.64

Market crap: $85,583,000,000

Total supply: 8 billion

Scattering supply: Dynamically issued in response to changing levels of demand (out of stock)

Volume: 41,758,500,000

Buying TPT

The Toilet Paper Token will go on sale April 1st, 2020 on Shitake Exchange. All wipers must take the Ply Count quiz, which mathematically determines the correct number of TPT that wipers can purchase on a monthly basis.

Once tokens are sent to the company, they are burned to prevent companies from holding large amounts of TPT and gaining a monopoly on the TPT supply.

Redeeming TPT

There will be a lock-up period for private investors for a period of five minutes. Holders of TPT token will receive their toilet paper as a delivery. If quarantine controls in your state or country allow freedom of movement, holders can also redeem their tokens for toilet rolls at participating stores.

Corn-sensus Algorithm

Toilet Paper Token leverages multi-blockchains to buttress its data fidelity. 

Our Know-Your-Colon (KYC) process works with our bog-standard proof-of-wipe chain, facilitating each userโ€™s KYC check that they are able to wipe by themselves, as users that donโ€™t fall into this category are unable to participate in the token sale. Our research has shown that the early age of entry is 3-years-old. 

The KYC will also entail the installation of an intravenous IoT plug-in as a suppository to monitor the fibre content in oneโ€™s stomach, which will then feed data into the TPT smut contract to ensure that tokens are minted dynamically according to the needs of the general populace.

TPTโ€™s proof-of-ply blockchain will ensure the immutability of the ply count of the toilet paper rolls that have been purchased with ToiletPaperTokens. The proof-of-ply blockchain is connected to the patented Ply Count algorithm, recording how many tokens have used, and thus how many rolls you have left.

Proof-of-flush keeps track of how many toilet paper rolls each TPT wiper has used in order to prevent going over the allotted quota. This will be functionally similar to how some projects burn or destroy tokens.

Meet the Team!

Mary Ploppins
Founder

Mary Ploppins used to ply her trade in the paper towel industry before she discovered the possibilities of working directly in toilet paper. With a masterโ€™s degree in textile design, she utilized her creative background and long experience in paper products to come up with a unique solution to the toilet paper crisis that rocked the world during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Peter Peuop
Rick Roller

Peter Peuop comes to TPT after toiling his trade as an account manager and support representative for several years at an ecologically-friendly composting startup. Eager to enter the crypto field, Peuop also worked in traditional finance at a custodian bank in the early 2000s. He now spends most of his days rick-rolling unsuspecting victims.

John Splashington
Backend engineer

John Splashington got his start in toilet paper from a young age, pioneering the innovative idea to have the toilet roll face out, instead of in, making it easier to grab onto. Heโ€™s also known for being a real hardliner if he catches someone not replacing the toilet roll and leaving just an almost empty roll with a little bit of toilet paper hanging on that is useless for the next person who needs to go.


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352 comments on “Toilet Paper Token Wipe Paper

  1. Now this is an Official SHITcoin, AKA Alt-Coin. !
    BTC for Life

  2. Tsarpyth

    Please take this tpt off the market and stop making cryptocurrency market seem like a total joke… What a boring joke!

  3. So, the dump has begun guys! Sell your Sh!t coin now!!!

  4. Funny token

  5. Just like any other typical crypto project

  6. sounds like a shity idea

  7. Paul Bernard

    How can I buy TPT? Thanks!!!

  8. oh look 1000%
    where do I short this???

  9. estuardo45

    Toilet Paper Token [TPT] is listed: https://yobit.net/en/trade/TPT/BTC โ€ฆ

  10. Pendekar Bodoh

    lol

  11. Porta John

    Dang another run-up i missed.

  12. Great humor during tough times for many. Have been using your sight almost from the beginning. It represents the coming DOW, S&P, etc., in a fair, controlled by the people through DEFI, world. Thank you.

  13. best coin to invest money in 2020 xD

  14. This coin has to be quarantine

  15. real shitcoin, lol xD

  16. Thought XRP rebranded.

  17. Nice. Funny. Now back to the search for physical toilet paper.

  18. John Wilson

    I trust this project … for me the future of toiletpaper and MoonBitcoin Live is very bright.

  19. Finally, I can say that you’re ‘all full of shit’ and feel good about my remarks. Just brilliant!!

  20. Brad Rosen

    I would think there might be looming issues whether this digital token constitutes a โ€œCommodityโ€ under the Commodity Exchange Act and/or a :Security” under the 1933 Securities Act, but perhaps the token can change form over time based on its use.

  21. Stay Fresh

    I’m excited about this token, but I think it’s better to wait until it gets listed, because it will most likely dump at first. Long term though, it’s definitely gonna be da SHIT.

  22. YAO JULES

    where i can buy toilette paper token,?

  23. What’s the website link?
    What’s the exchange link?

    How to buy?
    Anybody can answer!!?

  24. Good thing I bought this coin early..

  25. remove it its just a shit to be in 0

  26. Mr. Crystal Ball

    The DogeCoin also started as a joke. TPT will forever… ๐Ÿ™‚ TPT gogogogo. BTC coming soon $4800 !!!!

  27. Lai Van Minh

    Edit / Thanks coinmarketcap troll day 04-01 haha

  28. Time is coming for out shitcoins

  29. 2themoon

    double bottoming pattern…

  30. You did trolling, the world was excited and I made money from it. kkkkkk

  31. The price graph lol

  32. think and steady brown adoption curve .

    good

  33. Cody DeGraff

    I feel like the use case of this should be to clean up all the s*** coins/tokens. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  34. doggydog

    Is that a butt on the 7 day graph?

  35. Cryptogcfr

    Great effort. To the moon TPT! Nice #AprilFool2020 team ๐Ÿ‘

  36. Nisi Ryan Cruz

    Omg..nice one its like hyperledger protocol, iot, odl..lmao

  37. Luis Donado

    Great “crapto coin”

  38. Ha-ha, and the graphics is like ass.. Funny!

  39. Need wallet

  40. Wes Goodwin

    I hope these tokens are absorbent

  41. This shit coin is going to wipe out all other shit coins

  42. It’s just a shit token.

  43. Jahanzeb

    Great !

  44. Good one hahah..
    The price graph is hilarious

  45. ToiletPaper Man

    TOPA has more ply’s than TPT ๐Ÿ™‚

  46. 1 April !!! Coinmarketcap has trolled you all.

    • Lenin Moncada

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ these guys just took one out of the Ballpark…
      It’s a home run!!!!

  47. i sell all my bitcoin and buy TPT. BTC SOON DEAD

  48. lol How to buy this shit? I want it! Toilet paper! For da Horde!

  49. Very nice team CoinMarketCap! Thanks for bringing a little joy today.

  50. Ainda bem que lavo minha bunda com รกgua, ao invรฉs de papel higiรชnico. kkkkk

  51. Nice! Very nice.

  52. tomselfie

    Bullcrapish on this one in the long run, butt!

    The SoP (stain of poop) algorithm makes no sense. Double layered white paper sounds nice, but itโ€™s all blank. Satoshit Nakamotoilets vision my ass.

    Just another pump and take a dump in the daily lives of shitcoins.

  53. I was here.

  54. David Hopkins

    Etherium’s chart looks the closest to TPT’s!!!!!!!!!

  55. Making Fool..

  56. The graph is the shape of an ass,,, now that be funny

  57. Do you give a shit? I do!

  58. mateuslivecoins

    LOL

  59. Shit coin

  60. Just analyze the Price Graph !! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  61. David Delano

    I brought the whole supply!

  62. Happy April Fools!!!!!

  63. Thomas Budd

    Best April Fools joke ever!

  64. Funny stuff ๐Ÿ™‚

  65. Nice job, Guys! Humor is the most powerful weapon to fight the Crises!๐Ÿ˜„

  66. Feels like price is slightly undervalued at oversold conditions

  67. I was in Tears! I thought I missed out!!

  68. Dat Ass, I mean dat diagram ๐Ÿ˜€

  69. COVID jokes are getting smarter and smarter

  70. This coin must be popular in Australia

  71. Team looks legit and reliable, awesome coin ๐Ÿ˜€

  72. This coin smell weird ๐Ÿ˜€

  73. Only crypto with real value!

  74. Shailkh sayeed hossain

    How to buy this coin by btc and online by visa card..pls advise to sshbd777@gmail.com

  75. ok baby, lets buy…

  76. Where is this coin website ???

  77. Mohammad shamshiri

    This problem had been solved in Iranian culture in past times , the solution that we used was AFTABE.

  78. insek_kupal

    mother of all conspiracies….so all this SHTF that happened was masterminded by toilet paper token to generate this monsterload of a return….much better than doing an ICO

  79. Daniel Day

    Buttcoin would be a nicer name for this.

  80. Legendary and classic!! that Chart also in the shape of butt !! hahahahahaha thanks for being such a great sport!

  81. Could not stop Laughing, thx for the best AF ever ๐Ÿ˜€

  82. more valuable than xrp ๐Ÿ™‚

  83. hakimchi

    How funny pump and come on 0 ranking ๐Ÿ˜› Love to see competing with bitcoin on 1st of April ๐Ÿ˜›

  84. jajajajajaja que grandes

  85. chris skytranet

    one day somebody will invent shyte and get it in the market for us to huzzle for,,A world gradually becoming an Animal Kingdom where the strongest survives

  86. Cenusa Alexandru

    :)))))

  87. Bahram Akhundov

    Amazing April Fool…

  88. Yes this is cute and funny until these communist bastards want to redistribute all TP evenly, because we are all the same. SMH

  89. incentivinvestments@gmail.com

    Is this “Proof Of Wipe”? – @reggieflexoffenher This is some Funny Shzzzt๐Ÿ’ฉ! … I Guess you can say that after this ๐Ÿ”ฅ1,123.97% ATH, TPT is going to have to wipe-up a lot of shzzzt on the next DUMP! lmAo!

  90. Great to purchase with XRPee

  91. So GREAT to see a sense of humor from everyone at this time…keep it up or should I say down…

  92. What a shit coin! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  93. Best investment i ever made

  94. Maybe all of these people, hoarding dozens of boxes of toilet paper at home, will finally get the idea of โ€‹โ€‹bringing the over-bought toilet paper back to the supermarkets

  95. Mukesh Kumar

    Best April Fool ever.

  96. Damn! Should have copped a few hundred thousand of these coins when I had the chance

  97. Crypt0k1ng

    Only 1 TPT per Wiper. Awesome April Fools ๐Ÿ™‚

  98. Definitely scary to see the effect something like this virus can have on people. One day we’re all ok, the next we’re more full of sh!t and in need of toilet paper than ever.

  99. This is just what i needed, a good joke to get me trough another year of idiocracy ๐Ÿ™‚

  100. If you hold on to your Toilet Paper Tokens, do you generate GAS?

  101. Norbert Pagels

    Aaaaaand another pump and dump Coin

  102. MCO is making human beings Psycho, now Toiletcoin next Psychocoin.

  103. KHALED AHMED

    When and how can I buy from?

  104. Have to see what all kinda ico’s will still be released after 2k Sh*t coins rolling over. Nice article to show how ico’s are abusing people

  105. Toilet Paper Token is standard! ๐Ÿ˜‚

    LTC LT8Azq8TNNNTRipiihy16KdbajSMS3GwKs

  106. Namat Samore

    world troubled by Corona
    Today’s best
    April Foil

  107. Chan Rokhara

    I am bullish on this poop coin!

  108. cryptopunk

    Lmao.. Honestly it was around 00:15 Greece time, when I was in coinmarket and saw the green colour, the change 1,123.97% and the price graph on 1st position and I was shocked cause I thaught it was bitcoin…hahahaha… After that I checked the TPT and couldnt stop laughing… Epic af

  109. The graph is legit

  110. mongolbitcoin was here

  111. John Kauhako

    Awesome! Be safe folks. Aloha!

  112. The best token

  113. Alessandro Zoppi

    greeeeaaaaat! :DDDDDD

  114. Chip Carney

    Do you have a link to careers? I’d like to apply for the shit shoveler position.

  115. Cyrofsights

    I am bowlish

  116. Ashraf from Canada

    I was thinking all the crypto YouTuber while reading TRT, good job, we need bit of laugh at this difficult time

  117. VICTOR OBAS

    Now bitcoin has rival what do we do , i guess we are boring during this season of COVI-19 pandemic dont forget to take care of your health you are responsible for that

  118. I smell shit

  119. Shit, My Bad. its out of stock here as well ;(

  120. Jun Jiao

    Good,Good,very good!!!!!!!!!

  121. I’ll be damned if this isn’t a direct copy and paste of Tron’s white paper

  122. AnotherShittyAnalyst

    The maket has recently formed a clear double bottom. Now is the time to buy! I Stake my rep on it!!!

  123. AnotherShittyAnalyst

    The market has formed a double bottom! Now is the the time to buy

  124. Hacked or it’s 1 April Joke?! ๐Ÿ™‚ Funny anyway

  125. Wipetoshi

  126. who looked for a buy button lol..

  127. Fabian Ojeda

    A mi la verdad me parece una broma de muy mal gusto para una entidad tan “seria” hay miles muriendo por esta mierda de la pandemia por covid-19

  128. cualuoichongmuoihoaphat

    april’s fool

  129. You guys fooled me for a minute. Happy April Fool’s!

  130. I am surprised to see this coin on coinmarketcap. lol

  131. amazing

  132. Ucsbchief707$

    The graph is hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ

  133. ๐Ÿ’ฉ Absolutely Brilliant!! ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  134. ROBIN JOHN MUIRHEAD

    Just gonna take a Dump…. APRIL STOOL !!! LOL

  135. Wait until you see the shitcoins interoperability Toilet Paper Token provides!

  136. Awww crap you got me๐Ÿ˜ท now I canโ€™t even get any ๐Ÿงป

  137. Dimitris

    Will wet wipes rival the TPT ? first dibs right here if so. If you add the infants and adult/escort industry alone… could potentially see gold dethroned and wet wipes to become the new standard to back up the US dollar; as the dollar is already toilet paper ? Any developers up for co-opting ?
    x hope all are well and safe x

  138. Running Man

    It should be the #2 crypto! Beautiful job guys!

  139. Lol

  140. Amazing April Fool

  141. . … Proof of What!!!! staking on the mastercommode a trustless privacy hybrid leaving a brown ring signature w/pelletproofs backedup.

  142. I’m bullish on this one

  143. Casa Lagartija

    wow, if someone can do that! Game over.

  144. M Johnson

    I have a bidet, does that affect my allocation lol?

  145. Hugh Jassel

    Happy April Fools Day everybody!

  146. How do I buy

  147. GOLDDDDDD

    First one

  148. Nothing quite as shocking as being up at 1:20 in the morning, completely locked down for the 16th day in Spain, hitting refresh on coinmarketcap and seeing anything other than BTC at the top. Definitely got my heart jumping for a sec there, hahaha…. so uhhh… where can I buy?????

  149. Funny as hell, no shitting joke!!

  150. Genius! Don’t forget Hand Sanitizer Coin (HSC) and Bottled Water Coin (BWC). m000000000N!

  151. April fools

  152. Sin duda esto marca el comienzo de la nueva “bull run” y deja sin importancia el “halving” de Bitcoin! xD jajaja

  153. Good one guys! We need a laugh in this hard times!

  154. hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  155. Michael Healy

    Haha. This is hillarious!

  156. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  157. Wipe…wipe…wipe your butt! Wipe it everyday! Merrily…merrily …merrily. It isnโ€™t Christmas Day!

  158. chdomavi@gmail.com

    Que verguenza de pagina web,

  159. Ad Ministrator

    In these trying times, this is what we need! Very funny indeed. Thank you

  160. Carolyn King

    Thanks for the hardy laugh CoinMarketCap. We really need it right now!

  161. Jeremy Nation

    1 shitcoin to rule them all.

  162. Hi there, Iโ€™ve been a major wiper since 1988.
    Is there a way I can setup a smut contract to automatically convert some fiat or BTC in TPT when it goes below a threshold?

  163. Commentator

    Finally a good project! Take my money. Iยดm all in.

  164. April Fools Patrol

    Lol it’s dated April 1. You couldn’t even wait till tomorrow to post your April Fool’s joke? The CMC staff must have been pretty excited about this one …

  165. I hope this wipes out the $hitcoins.

  166. Hope this one wipes out the shitcoins.

  167. I use a bidet, can I get a PoS (proof-of-saved) status for my conserved toilet paper use?

  168. super good idea!!

  169. California Auto Broker here that pays referrals in Bitcoin.

  170. LOL

  171. Mr Poofarty

    Really, really great. I’ve been looking for a solid investment for my potfolio and I think I’ve found it. People always snigger at me when I mention craptocurrency, but this will wipe the smile off their faeces!

  172. 4p0l4k4y

    Fuck this shit! 4p0l4k4y
    The price looks like a butt ready to drop a ton crap.

  173. That’s shitty

  174. no shit! i’m in!

  175. Okavango

    This is brilliant!

  176. Anonymous

    If you know, you know

  177. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  178. Saturday Night Fuhrer

    You are geniuses. You could be billionaires in 2017 with this!

  179. is this funny

  180. Kahb etabon

    Very interesting project. Too bad all the tokens are sold out!

  181. Andres Gregori

    HAHAHAHAHAH….. very funny !

  182. Turd Ferguson

    This is the hottest new crypto on the market. It will wipe out the competition.

  183. Safe SeaFood

    Brilliant!

  184. TP Hoarder

    NICE! Finally some quality toiletpaper tokens!

  185. It’s about time someone came up with a truly useful, in-demand token. Unfortunately, I can’t find the Shitake Exchange to purchase the tokens. Is it only available in Italy?

  186. embodimentalhealth

    no comment

  187. Ready to roll

  188. only comment, disco dogs on top!

  189. What is the best exchange to buy Toilet Paper Token on? Pls respond ASAP! it is out of stock everywhere

  190. This is the best invention I’ve seen in my entire life ๐Ÿ˜‚

  191. Nice token, bought it week ago

  192. Chuck Norris

    Ohh my good i take a dollar for my ass and keep the trees safe.

  193. What a shitpost

  194. ldamichael

    Well then, us at Lunar Digital Assets are interested!

  195. Serious guys…putting a April Fools joke coin in production while commercial users are using your API screws us up.

    • Guen CMC

      Hiya! You might want to check again. API wasn’t affected.

  196. Made my day – awesome – best April Fools’ Day joke ever! Keep up the good work!

  197. Joe Blow

    Only 8 Billion supply.

    That means there’s barely 1 token for every asshole in the world.

    Over the next 10 years, the world will collectively take more than 20 Trillion shits.

    You can own a piece of every one through TP token.

    Disclosure:
    Long Taco Bell

  198. best joke this year, make my day haha

  199. Dollar bills are the new toilet paper. Thanks to the fed! After all, it is legal tender.

  200. If people spent their token time to create more than an assfart, imagine the world transformation towards more real freedom. #COVID19 black swan event

  201. I’m needing to get some tokens, as I ran out of the paper type at my house two weeks ago!

  202. HOW DO I BUY???

    PLZ SIR… I NEED URGENT SEND ME HOW NOW PLZ…BITCOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEECCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!

  203. Genius! Donโ€™t forget hand sanitizer coin and bottled water coin. M000000n!

  204. wow how nice ! at least not a shitcoin

  205. lol, good one fellas.

  206. These are some much needed solutions for a persistent global problem!

  207. Jeffrey Main

    LOL, Maybe you could send a few toilet paper tokens to my BTC address. 1PQaNRCDxCPjtTk9gzWy6nCjevCMvCDQS8

  208. Pajeet Sharma

    pls kind sir how to invest? what is this toilet paper you speak of sir?

  209. Jeffrey Main

    Love it.

  210. Ramon Nodal

    Informative and fun! I like it.

  211. Can i buy with toilet paper a sheet a token lol

  212. Arijkx Syntax

    Now that is the best April Fools’ joke I ever read. xD Hats off!

  213. lmao April fools guys nice one

  214. John Creighton

    While I like the idea of the token, I clearly missed out on the initial offer as the shelves were bare by the time I got there. I’m not entirely sure I’d want to buy toilet paper tokens second-hand through an exchange, unless that exchange had a sullied reputation for token-laundering first.

  215. I need to buy all of this actually shitcoin!

  216. Great job guys!

  217. Jerry Robinson

    April fool

  218. Sir Crap Alot

    Art thou kidding me?

  219. First to claim my toilet paper

  220. Mahmudul Hasan Sabbir

    r u guys serious about this shit april fool?

  221. Cleminous

    Genious ! They are genious !

  222. Little early on the april fools right? ๐Ÿ˜€

  223. Mr. Coins

    Finally!!! A white paper we can truly wipe with!!! Love it! The New Tether! ….
    oh snap! its already sold out!!!! Dad-Bum it!

  224. Emil Lakov

    What the actual fuck? And it’s out of stock? I see what you did there! But please someone enlighten me what the actual crap is this?

  225. Cleother clayborne

    I’m dead. lls

  226. lol ๐Ÿ™‚

  227. ๐Ÿ˜€ great coin

  228. Alex tpt

    Wtf is this?

  229. the best joke of the year. make my day

  230. Wonderful idea! Count me in! I’ll hodl until the next pandemic!

  231. Toilet Paper Token Preacher

    Toilet Paper Token will wipe out the competition. For sure.

  232. April Fools

  233. CHMachine

    Plop!

  234. Ima Wiper

    I’m going to buy a shitload of this token.

  235. Josh Thibodaux

    You’re the best

  236. Roll it up with integrated #BeerCoins!

  237. Josh Thibodaux ThibFromThib

    This is actually one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen, whoever or team did this is actually amazing, please list your social media somewhere or send it to me personally because I need to follow ya’ll because this is the kind of humor and energy I like. You guys are amazing i laughed so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  238. BuyCloakcoin

    Go to the plooop !!!

  239. Nikita Savchenko

    We deadly need the airdrop details.

  240. Senival Silva

    Cool!!

  241. Josh Thibodaux ThibFromThib

    I 100% support Mary Ploppins, she really knows the right time to drop a good load of coins. This is just what the world needs to help clean this Covid shit up! I’ll be ordering my coins asap. Thank you, you are saving the world
    -ThibFromThib

  242. Dr. Preble

    Wonderful. Thank you.

  243. ROFL, For one moment I thought it was true. In crypto since 2012 I believe any crypto coin name and absurd project is possible. ROFL….. Hail TOILET Paper

  244. Martin Ivanov

    noise

  245. Rabid Ronnie

    Home page should have been dots n lines.

  246. Bought yesterday, writing from the moon, thank you for useful blockchain technology!

  247. Advance W

    This is so hilarious, intelligent too. I bet this writer must have launched a shit coin in the past.

  248. Bob Dole

    Awesome, can I get on the list to be notified once the stock has been replenished?

  249. I missed the buy opportunity.. Pissed

  250. DDD

  251. Salvatore

    Where can I see the whitepaper?

  252. Laughing my “arse” off. Well done.

  253. Poopoopeepee poopoopeepee

  254. Investor Dude

    This is definitely a Shit wipe token I bet it wont last until mid day

  255. Poopoopeepee

  256. It says sold out… How can I buy

  257. Can you buy this from Binance?

  258. Why
    Is
    Parody
    Enough

  259. Mathias Sammee

    YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! TOILET PAPER TOKEN IS THE NEW STANDARD!

  260. Ah, it’s April 1st somewhere in the world! For about 30 seconds, I thought you guys had been hacked. Cheers.

  261. Hilarious!!You nearly got me there……Happy April Fools CoinMarketCap

  262. Love that shit !

  263. We’ll all be Mega Rolling in dough!

  264. Adrian Ford

    Looks like just another shit coin to me..

  265. 1st april!

  266. Mary Wilkons

    Who are the founder of it?
    Peter Peuop, John Splashington, Mary Ploppins, David Engler, Marcus Roberts, Peters van Wijk and Charles Hoskinson.

    It’s a joke against coins!

  267. I’m very interested. This sounds like revolutionary technology. When ICO, I’m ready for my lambos.

  268. trubushatal

    scam

  269. Lolo Polo

    Toilet Paper Token is THE real deal ! Thanks to it, i was able to purchase as much paper toilet as i would ever need ! Now thanks to it i have paper toilet for at least the whole 21th century !!
    Thanks TPT !

  270. CGT WIPES FIRST !

  271. Awesome guys! Made a good laugh here ๐Ÿ˜‰

  272. Raxmouse

    LOL

  273. Will you be publishing a white paper?

  274. Eduard Poopmacher

    i would like to buy some if possible sir

  275. Bruno Antunes

    Excrement! Sorry, I mean, excellent!

  276. toilet paper

    wow

  277. just wash, don’t wipe

  278. wtf is this??

  279. Leandro Gaurisse

    Its a Joke right?

  280. ToiletPaperDev

    Lame AF!

  281. Antonio Pereira

    Stop wiping your butt with expensive toilet paper, start washing it with the Butt Buddy fresh water bidet toilet attachment and save money right away.
    Requiring no electricity or plumbing, our bidet is very easy to install and even easier to use, coming with all the necessary parts and simple instructions to get started.
    Featuring a water-pressure control and self-cleaning spray nozzle, the Butt Buddy bidet is the perfect addition to a cleaner bathroom and a more sanitary lifestyle.
    With a sleek, modern look, stainless steel attachments and high-pressure valves, the Butt Buddy bidet is designed to fit every toilet and built to last for a lifetime.
    The Butt Buddy comes with a manufacturer warranty, satisfaction guaranteed, dedicated customer support and many other great benefits. Try it risk-free!

  282. Holy crap! funny stuff real funny stuff. well done!

  283. Antonio Pereira

    Only idiots use toilet paper, smarter humans use soap and water and even smarter ones dry with hot air.
    In My Bathroom | Butt Buddy – Fresh Water Bidet Toilet Attachment (Easy to Install, Self-Cleaning, Non-Electric)
    by In My Bathroom
    4.6 out of 5 stars 103 ratings
    | 28 answered questions
    Available from these sellers.
    Due to increased demand, we temporarily have reduced product selection available for delivery to your region. We are working to improve selection availability as soon as possible.

    Stop wiping your butt with expensive toilet paper, start washing it with the Butt Buddy fresh water bidet toilet attachment and save money right away.
    Requiring no electricity or plumbing, our bidet is very easy to install and even easier to use, coming with all the necessary parts and simple instructions to get started.
    Featuring a water-pressure control and self-cleaning spray nozzle, the Butt Buddy bidet is the perfect addition to a cleaner bathroom and a more sanitary lifestyle.
    With a sleek, modern look, stainless steel attachments and high-pressure valves, the Butt Buddy bidet is designed to fit every toilet and built to last for a lifetime.
    The Butt Buddy comes with a manufacturer warranty, satisfaction guaranteed, dedicated customer support and many other great benefits. Try it risk-free!

    โ€บ See more product details

  284. come and wipe my ass

  285. Oh SHIT!!! Going looooong on this one!!!

  286. best coin ever listed CoinMarketCap hahahahaha really hilarious!

  287. Spread the shit and wipe the ass with TPT

  288. Toiletto Bathroomez

    I’m in. To which address transfer money?

  289. wishlist

    no shit ! ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  290. Dmitriy Rastorguev

    Nice shit! ๐Ÿ™‚

  291. Hahaha ….1 april ๐Ÿ™‚

  292. wtf is this?

  293. Loved this!

  294. Haha. Nice try ๐Ÿ™‚

  295. the stickert

    shit just got serious!

  296. where do i register for the ply count quiz and how to buy the TPT?

  297. Oh God I hope no tree will suffer during the company right?

  298. Akash Bansal

    The best token!
    Let me call Warren(Buffet) to transfer those billions I lent him. Whatโ€™s the Mcap again? 85? Make it a nice 100B… and yeah message me the account to make the transfer!!!

  299. Matt J Delorey

    We need our original Constitution back. Article 1 Section 10.

    Our governments have been committing treason and theft

  300. wtf

  301. hugo d garza

    where can i buy

  302. TPT everywhere

  303. True utility token… U got to love a price graph!

  304. Link to whitepaper please, I need to wipe my arse.

  305. April Fool

  306. Iโ€™m guessing this is a joke! ๐Ÿ™‚

  307. Robin Saint-Jean

    Very good idea! Many people will make na fortune … or a big p…

  308. This is the best investment I’ve ever made. My behind is covered and so should yours.

  309. Kissmy ass

  310. It’s going to wipe out all the shitcoins

  311. Funn

  312. The token is mooning! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

  313. Alex Dawson

    epic

  314. wow epic

  315. A bit of fun in these hards times, cool.

  316. I love when they fight for it in the supermarket, saw it live in Germany. Dying with dirty ass is badass๐Ÿ˜†

  317. LOL

  318. Investor

    This is pure gold. ๐Ÿ˜€

  319. Foolishness

    Nice one… The 7 day chart looks accurate as well! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  320. If I could only get my hands on that!

  321. First!

  322. Konner Moshier

    Due to circumstances around the world the TPT is now valued more than Bitcoin. While Bitcoin is nice you can’t wipe your butt with it. TPT is the bitcoin killer. lololol

  323. Gives “plop plop wiz wiz” a whole new meaning.

  324. Bahaha this is to good! I just can’t … :))) Wipe Wipe and away!

  325. I’ll take some toilet paper tokens as I wanna be “Flush” with cash!

  326. Thomas Tjรคder

    Shiiiit!!!!

  327. Mike crypto

    Im rich. I have 6 rolls.

  328. I am offended! I want to speak to the manager, right meow!

  329. We have added toilet paper token to earnbet.io so now you can roll the dice with paper

  330. I predict that this time next year TPT price will be in the toilet. (PS. Always store your TPT on a paper wallet. It can always be used in an emergency.)

  331. Hahahaha really good job.
    Thats how to get cred for taking the day serious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  332. Sergey Chugunov

    ๐Ÿ™‚

  333. Just EPIC!

  334. Looks like a Sh!t coin if I’ve ever seen one.

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